Vampires for Grown-Ups Ken Laws Read more posts by this author. Ken Laws 17 Aug 2010 • 1 min read Kiddies, when you’re done with your sparkly, 100-year-old virgin vampires and unhealthy dog fetishes, we’ll be waiting for you… And now, the weather. Tiffany? Subscribe to Klog Get the latest posts delivered right to your inbox Subscribe Great! Check your inbox and click the link to confirm your subscription. Please enter a valid email address!