It’s 6:30 a.m. on New Year’s Day in Toledo. Melodi Dushane must. Have. McNuggets. NOW.

But McDonald’s doesn’t serve McNuggets during breakfast. Melodi responds to this news in a controlled, measured way, as can be seen starting around the 1:15 mark of the video.

Personally, I stopped feeling this strongly about food around 6 or 7. Years old, that is. Not 7 a.m.

This video was just released because the case is closed. Melodi pled guilty to felony vandalism and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and three years of probation.

And the brave women of the Main Street McDonald’s? Watch to the end and you’ll see they kept right on working.

The Smoking Gun has the whole story.