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News from March 1

The Oscars are coming up this Sunday, and “Brokeback Mountain” is poised to be the first gay western to win Best Picture. Since “Dances with Wolves.” President Bush finalized a deal to give India nuclear technology and fuel this week. … Continue reading

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News from plus or minus November 16

Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito attempted to distance himself from a 1985 job application in which he opposed abortion. Said the judge, “Look. That was a long time ago. Yes, I wrote that I’m proud to be pro-life on that … Continue reading

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News from October 13

Monday was Columbus Day and in honor of the man who discovered America, President Bush stubbornly refused to accept reality, left a large military contingent to wither and die in hostile territory, and was certain he was doing god’s will. … Continue reading

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This Week’s News Bits

My submissions for this week’s Big News: NASA’s Genesis probe crashed into the Utah desert this week after a parachute failed to open. The probe collected tiny particles of solar wind, using bits of pure silicon, gold, sapphire, and diamond. … Continue reading

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