My boyfriend is bi and wants to have a threesome with his gay friend. I’m down, but what should I do as a girl to not throw off the gay guy’s mojo?

Dave Foley: Have clitoral extension surgery. If you can get your clitoris up to seven inches, that would be ideal.

Scott Thompson: And then I’d take the labial folds and wrap them around ball-bearings, so they look like testicles.

DF: If you’re not willing to make this effort, maybe you’re not really interested in this threesome.

ST: Maybe you don’t really love your boyfriend.

DF: Maybe you love your vagina more than you love your boyfriend.

ST: Sounds like it. She’s a very selfish girl.

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