Nerf herders. There aren’t as many of them around today, not like in the Old Republic. People have become uncomfortable with the notion of millions of animals being slaughtered for a children’s toy. But nerf meat is still a popular delicacy in some circles. The taste is similar to tuna, but crunchy, at least when it’s properly grilled.

If you’re going to try bar-b-queing nerf meat, make sure you get it fresh (frozen nerf meat is nasty,) give it a generous seasoning with Cajun spices, and wear an appropriate cooking apron, like this one from the Star Wars Shop.

Grill. Or grill not. There is no fry.