This morning’s randomly chosen verse from a randomly chosen page of the Gideon Bible left in my room: (punctuation as written)
And the land of Egypt shall become desolate and waste; then they will know that I am the LORD, because he said, “The River is mine, and I have made it.”
There was also a Book of Mormon in the nightstand here in Oklahoma:
But behold, I say unto you that if ye persist in your wickedness that your days shall not be prolonged in the land, for the Lamanites shall be sent upon you; and if ye repent not they shall come in a time when you know not, and ye shall be visited with utter destruction; and it shall be according to the fierce anger of the Lord.
The message is clear. Repent or be laminated.