And now it’s time for today’s randomly chosen verse from the Gideon Bible left in my hotel room… no? It’s not in that drawer? How about there? In the desk??? In the closet? Nowhere??? I’m staying in a room without a Gideon Bible??? DAMN HOLIDAY INN TO HELL!!!!!! I’ll just have to substitute my own gospel.

Oh, well. On the drive in yesterday I discovered that Memphis has a pyramid. It looks at least as large as the Luxor in Vegas.

Oh, right! Because Memphis is a city in Egypt!