Honestly, barring Barack and Michelle doing it in public on an American flag while shouting “Allah akbar,” I don’t see next year being anything but a blowout…

…and I’m fine with that. I mean, should Guantanamo be closed by now? Should we be out of Afghanistan this very instant? Should we have single-payer healthcare? Sure, and maybe we’ll inch closer to those things next year when the Dems inevitably take back the House. Until then, one can expect the teabaggers to keep blocking everything in sight and for very little to happen.

Ah, but at least with this field of candidates, there should be some entertainment. Anyone who polled less than “None” is going to have to get real crazy, real fast. But just how do you out-crazy Michelle Backmann?

And poor Fred Karger, whoever he is.