Category Archives: Funny

Large Hodor Collider

Sure, the Large Hadron Collider is back online and bound to make some amazing discoveries, but I’m just as excited about the new Large Hodor Collider!

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King Tut’s Burial Mask Damaged!

As you might have seen in your morning news feed, King Tut’s burial mask was damaged during cleaning. Someone tried to repair it, but they did a pretty shoddy job. The museum is trying to keep it under wraps, but … Continue reading

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Color Me Stupid – Literally

Over at one of my favorite sites, Literally Unbelievable, I found a post this morning titled “Color Me Stupid.” The smart-ass center of my brain leapt into action and I imagined a Crayola crayon with the color “stupid” written on … Continue reading

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Happy Cinco de Meow

Today we celebrate a victory by the Meowxican army over the French (see the previous post for details.)

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My New Job!

Yes! Suddenly, out of the blue, I got this job offer from Tony & Joe’s Seafood Place! I can’t believe Mail thought this was spam! I thought Tony & Joe’s was just a nice little restaurant in D.C., but it … Continue reading

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History Lesson

“Dad, how did the Egyptians capture the first cats?” “That’s easy, son. All they had to do was go into the wilderness, sit down, start writing, and the cats just hopped right up on the papyrus.”      

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A Small Collection of Fancy Cats and Dogs

There are quite a few of these. Here are a few favorites… (Click to embiggen…)

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A Gallery of Botched Jesus Restorations

First, if you’re not aware of the context, an elderly woman in Spain took it upon herself to try to restore a prized 100-year-old fresco in her local church. The results were highly subtastic. Since the story broke, more volunteers … Continue reading

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