Dave Foley: Have clitoral extension surgery. If you can get your clitoris up to seven inches, that would be ideal.
Scott Thompson: And then I’d take the labial folds and wrap them around ball-bearings, so they look like testicles.
DF: If you’re not willing to make this effort, maybe you’re not really interested in this threesome.
ST: Maybe you don’t really love your boyfriend.
DF: Maybe you love your vagina more than you love your boyfriend.
ST: Sounds like it. She’s a very selfish girl.
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