Rancor Pit BBQ!

Nerf herders. There aren’t as many of them around today, not like in the Old Republic. People have become uncomfortable with the notion of millions of animals being slaughtered for a children’s toy. But nerf meat is still a popular delicacy in some circles. The taste is similar to tuna, but crunchy, at least when it’s properly grilled.

If you’re going to try bar-b-queing nerf meat, make sure you get it fresh (frozen nerf meat is nasty,) give it a generous seasoning with Cajun spices, and wear an appropriate cooking apron, like this one from the Star Wars Shop.

Grill. Or grill not. There is no fry.

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